Umbrellaguru Manifesto

This is what the Umbrella Guru thinks about decorative umbrellas, market umbrellas, indoor umbrellas, outdoor umbrellas, patio umbrellas, and patio outdoor umbrellas, and outdoor patio umbrellas:

 -         If you have nothing, you should still have an umbrella.

-         Only in the serene shade of a beautiful parasol will the mind expand along with the universe.

-         If you have a beautiful umbrella, you don’t need redemption!

-         Why not say it with umbrellas!

-         The ‘colorer’, the merrier!

-         Function is good, fun is better!

-         Fun + ction = umbrellaguru.com

-         Nirvana should only be a click away!

-         When the going gets tough, the tough rest under the umbrella.

-         If you have a well paying job, it should take you less than an hour’s pay to buy an umbrella!

-         If you are underpaid, a day’s work should be enough!

-     Why buy a generic outdoor patio umbrella at Target, Sears, Patio Shoppers, Lowes, Lands End, Pottery Barn, Costco, Amazon, or Home Depot when you can have the divine from us for around the same or much less cost?

-         Balinese Temple Umbrellas, which is to say Bali Temple Umbrellas, satisfy all terms of

      the manifesto for outdoor umbrellas, patio umbrellas, and even outdoor patio umbrellas.